{"id":1087,"date":"2008-03-22T08:04:24","date_gmt":"2008-03-22T15:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=1087"},"modified":"2008-03-22T08:04:24","modified_gmt":"2008-03-22T15:04:24","slug":"overheard-at-my-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=1087","title":{"rendered":"Overheard at my house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saturdays mornings are very flexible at our house &#8211; until 10am or so when we start chores.   Until 10 am we all lay around &#8211; sleep in &#8211; watch tv&#8230;.all those things we don&#8217;t do every other morning of the week.  Today I overheard&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>J3:  &#8220;Mom, can I go back to bed?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>and before I can reply<\/p>\n<p>J2: &#8220;You can do anything but throw a party and order Chinese food!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>LOL  no idea where they get these ideas! 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