{"id":1588,"date":"2008-10-13T08:39:55","date_gmt":"2008-10-13T15:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=1588"},"modified":"2008-10-13T09:05:29","modified_gmt":"2008-10-13T16:05:29","slug":"why-i-have-trouble-enjoying-cooking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=1588","title":{"rendered":"Why I have trouble enjoying cooking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is a family joke\/story that my sister loves to tell about the time we make rice crispy treats.\u00c2\u00a0 The recipe she had called for 40 marshmallows&#8230;.so I started counting.\u00c2\u00a0 She laughed and laughed and dumped the whole bag in the bowl.\u00c2\u00a0 I argued that they wouldn&#8217;t say 40 marshmallows if they didn&#8217;t mean 40 marshmallows.<\/p>\n<p>That was a few years ago.\u00c2\u00a0 I decided to make rice crispy treats today.\u00c2\u00a0 Yes, my children have been deprieved because I can&#8217;t get over the trauma! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Anyway &#8211; I buy a whole bag of marshmallows and determine I will NOT count, I will just dump the whole bag in!\u00c2\u00a0 I won&#8217;t count!\u00c2\u00a0 I won&#8217;t estimate!\u00c2\u00a0 I will just dump a whole bag in and try not to twitch too much.<\/p>\n<p>But I glance at the recipe on the bag to figure out if I have enough butter&#8230;and I see it:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ingredients<\/p>\n<p>36 marshmallows (about 1\/2 package)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>ARGH!!!!\u00c2\u00a0 This is why I hate this cooking stuff!!!<\/p>\n<p>So, tell me&#8230;.what would you do?<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Count out 36 marshmallows\u00c2\u00a0 (<em>you are my kindred spirit!<\/em>)<\/li>\n<li>Dump in 1\/2 the package (<em>I guess we can still be friends but I&#8217; can&#8217;t cook with you)<br \/>\n<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Dump in the whole bag (<em>you, my friend, scare me! but I bet you are an awesome cook!<\/em>)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><em>Did you know it&#8217;s spelled marshm<strong>A<\/strong>llows and not marshm<strong>E<\/strong>llows?\u00c2\u00a0 Well, spell check says it&#8217;s true, so it much be &#8211; but I&#8217;m having trouble accepting it! <\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-official sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><div class=\"fb-share-button\" data-href=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=1588\" data-layout=\"button_count\"><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><div class=\"pinterest_button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2F%3Fp%3D1588&#038;media=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F10%2Fcropped-poppy-150x150.jpg&#038;description=Why%20I%20have%20trouble%20enjoying%20cooking\" data-pin-do=\"buttonPin\" data-pin-config=\"beside\"><img src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/images\/pidgets\/pinit_fg_en_rect_gray_20.png\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=1588\" data-text=\"Why I have trouble enjoying cooking\" data-via=\"Knitnmom\" >Tweet<\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a class=\"tumblr-share-button\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/share\" data-title=\"Why I have trouble enjoying cooking\" data-content=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=1588\" title=\"Share on Tumblr\"data-posttype=\"link\">Share on Tumblr<\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button\" href=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=1588\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\" ><span>Print<\/span><\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#\" class=\"sharing-anchor sd-button share-more\"><span>More<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><div class=\"sharing-hidden\"><div class=\"inner\" style=\"display: none;width:150px;\"><ul style=\"background-image:none;\"><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20Why%20I%20have%20trouble%20enjoying%20cooking&body=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2F%3Fp%3D1588&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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