{"id":1607,"date":"2008-10-18T12:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-18T19:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=1607"},"modified":"2008-10-18T12:28:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-18T19:28:00","slug":"lyrics-to-weird-als-white-nerdy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=1607","title":{"rendered":"Lyrics to Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just in case you were wondering…. (see video link on this post<\/a>)<\/p>\n

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White & Nerdy by Al Yankovic<\/h5>\n

They see me mowin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122
\nMy front lawn
\nI know they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re all thinking I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m so white and nerdy
\nThink I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just too white and nerdy
\nThink I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just too white and nerdy
\nCan\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you see I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m white and nerdy?
\nLook at me, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m white and nerdy
\nI wanna roll with
\nThe gangstas
\nBut so far they all think I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m too white and nerdy
\nThink I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just too white and nerdy
\nThink I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just too white and nerdy
\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just too white and nerdy.
\nReally really white and nerdy.<\/p>\n

First in my class here at MIT
\nGot skills, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a champion at D&D
\nMC Escher – that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my favorite MC
\nKeep your 40, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll just have an Earl Grey tea
\nMy rims never spin, to the contrary
\nYou\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll find that they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re quite stationary
\nAll of my action figures are cherry
\nSteven Hawking\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s in my library
\nMy MySpace page is all totally pimped out
\nGot people beggin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 for my top eight spaces
\nYo, I know pi to a thousand places
\nAin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t got no grills but I still wear braces
\nI order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a whiz at Minesweeper – I could play for days
\nOnce you see my sweet moves you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re gonna stay amazed
\nMy fingers\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 movin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 so fast I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll set the place ablaze
\nThere\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no killer app I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t run
\nAt Pascal, well I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m number one
\nDo vector calculus just for fun
\nI ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
\nHappy Days is my favorite theme song
\nI could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon<\/p>\n

They see me roll on
\nMy Segway
\nI know in my heart they think I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m white and nerdy
\nThink I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just too white and nerdy
\nThink I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just too white and nerdy
\nCan\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you see I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m white and nerdy
\nLook at me, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m white and nerdy
\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d like to roll with
\nThe gangstas
\nAlthough it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s apparent I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m too white and nerdy
\nThink I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just too white and nerdy
\nThink I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just too white and nerdy
\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just too white and nerdy
\nHow\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d I get so white and nerdy<\/p>\n

I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been browsin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, inspectin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122
\nX-Men comics, you know I collect \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcem
\nThe pens in my pocket, I must protect \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcem
\nMy ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
\nShopping online for deals on some writable media
\nI edit Wikipedia
\nI memorized Holy Grail really well
\nI can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
\nI got a business doing websites
\nWhen my friends need some code, who do they call?
\nI do HTML for \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcem all
\nEven made a homepage for my dog
\nYo, I got myself a fanny pack
\nThey were havin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 a sale down at The Gap
\nSpend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
\nPop, pop, hope no one sees me
\nGettin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 freaky
\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m nerdy in the extreme
\nAnd whiter than sour cream
\nI was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
\nOnly question I
\nEver thought was hard
\nWas do I like Kirk
\nOr do I like Picard
\nSpend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
\nGot my name on my underwear<\/p>\n

They see me strollin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122
\nThey laughin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122
\nAnd rollin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 their eyes \u00e2\u20ac\u02dccause I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m so white and nerdy
\nJust because I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m white and nerdy
\nJust because I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m white and nerdy
\nAll because I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m white and nerdy
\nHoly cow, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m white and nerdy
\nI wanna bowl with
\nThe gangstas
\nBut, oh well, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s obvious I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m white and nerdy
\nThink I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just too white and nerdy
\nThink I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just too white and nerdy
\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just too white and nerdy
\nLook at me, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m white and nerdy<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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