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Sigh.<\/li>\n<li>Eric worried his sausages made too much smoke and turned on the whole house fan to clear the air. He forgot the roaring fire going in the fireplace. Cough cough.<\/li>\n<li>The dogs have tried to kill us 1,001 times today by standing where we are walking. They keep plotting.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>On the plus side,<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Jason helped me prep the stuffing! Big help!!<\/li>\n<li>Christa&#8217;s friends brought us a homemade cheese ball and crackers. What a nice thing to do!<\/li>\n<li>The bird is in the roaster.<\/li>\n<li>In between everything,\u00a0 I&#8217;m getting a last minute Christmas gift knit on and might even finish it today!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;ll add more if our day continues as it has! 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