{"id":198,"date":"2005-04-09T16:11:40","date_gmt":"2005-04-09T23:11:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=198"},"modified":"2005-04-09T16:11:40","modified_gmt":"2005-04-09T23:11:40","slug":"im-so-loved-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=198","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m so loved!  NOT!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I&#8217;m cleaning house.  I&#8217;ve been needing to vacuum for a few days &#8211; but no time.  Until today.  Halfway through the house I realize the stupid vacuum bag is full.  When DH got me this vacuum for Valentines Day <em>&#8211; yes, Valentines Day!  We&#8217;d been talking a mothers&#8217; ring&#8230;he comes home with a vacuum and a gold band (like a wedding band) .  Anyway trying to put that behind me!<\/em>  So, when he buys me this <em>&#8216;wonderful expression of his love for me&#8217;<\/em> &#8211; he neglects to get any extra bags.  But he&#8217;s gone and #3 is laying on the floor &#8211; sleeping the sleep of a child on cough medication!  <\/p>\n<p>A couple hours later my MIL comes by and I ask her if she&#8217;d get me a couple of bags &#8211; YEAH!!  It&#8217;s so great having family around!<\/p>\n<p>But when I finally get the bag installed it vacuums well for about 3 ft.  Then I try to use the attached wand to clean by the moulding &#8211; and dirt comes out through the exhaust and all over the room.  I turn it off and a bunch of dirt comes out of the wand&#8230;a few minutes later I dumped probably 1\/2 bag out of the wand attachment!  I sweep it up&#8230;.try to vacuum, but it&#8217;s just a joke.  The floors are now dirtier than when I started and I have the &#8220;benefit&#8221; of barely being able to breath.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yeah&#8230;.I feel loved.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-official sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><div class=\"fb-share-button\" data-href=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=198\" data-layout=\"button_count\"><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><div class=\"pinterest_button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2F%3Fp%3D198&#038;media=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F10%2Fcropped-poppy-150x150.jpg&#038;description=I%27m%20so%20loved%21%20%20NOT%21%21\" data-pin-do=\"buttonPin\" data-pin-config=\"beside\"><img src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/images\/pidgets\/pinit_fg_en_rect_gray_20.png\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=198\" data-text=\"I&#039;m so loved!  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