{"id":2006,"date":"2009-03-03T14:38:47","date_gmt":"2009-03-03T21:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=2006"},"modified":"2009-03-03T14:43:01","modified_gmt":"2009-03-03T21:43:01","slug":"teaching-reading","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=2006","title":{"rendered":"Teaching Reading"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you have boys&#8230;boys who are learning to read and reading out loud to you&#8230;you can really lose your whole house to the giggles when they read &#8220;<em>My, but it is dirty<\/em>&#8220;&#8230;and don&#8217;t remember to pause at the comma.<\/p>\n<p>And, in case you don&#8217;t see the humor of &#8220;My butt it is dirty&#8221; then you don&#8217;t have any young boys around!<\/p>\n<p>Lord give me strength!<\/p>\n<p>LoL<\/p>\n<p><em>Oh dear&#8230;they just told me the next part is <\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Yes, it is&#8221;, said Grandfather. &#8220;It has not been used for a long, long time.\u00c2\u00a0 You can do something about that, can&#8217;t you?&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>LOL<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-official sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><div class=\"fb-share-button\" data-href=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=2006\" data-layout=\"button_count\"><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><div class=\"pinterest_button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2F%3Fp%3D2006&#038;media=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F10%2Fcropped-poppy-150x150.jpg&#038;description=Teaching%20Reading\" data-pin-do=\"buttonPin\" data-pin-config=\"beside\"><img src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/images\/pidgets\/pinit_fg_en_rect_gray_20.png\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=2006\" data-text=\"Teaching Reading\" data-via=\"Knitnmom\" >Tweet<\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a class=\"tumblr-share-button\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/share\" data-title=\"Teaching Reading\" data-content=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=2006\" title=\"Share on Tumblr\"data-posttype=\"link\">Share on Tumblr<\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button\" href=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=2006\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\" ><span>Print<\/span><\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#\" class=\"sharing-anchor sd-button share-more\"><span>More<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><div class=\"sharing-hidden\"><div class=\"inner\" style=\"display: none;width:150px;\"><ul style=\"background-image:none;\"><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20Teaching%20Reading&body=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2F%3Fp%3D2006&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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