{"id":215,"date":"2005-05-26T07:23:28","date_gmt":"2005-05-26T14:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=215"},"modified":"2005-05-26T07:23:28","modified_gmt":"2005-05-26T14:23:28","slug":"if-i-could-be-tag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=215","title":{"rendered":"If I could be &#8211; TAG"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lottakids1961.blogspot.com\">Perri<\/a> tagged me to play this game<\/p>\n<p>How to Play: You pick 5 of the occupations\/activities from this huge list, and finish the sentence. You add 5 of your own ideas to the list&#8230; then tag 3 people&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The List: If I could be a scientist&#8230;If I could be a farmer&#8230;If I could be a musician&#8230;If I could be a doctor&#8230;If I could be a painter&#8230;If I could be a gardener&#8230;If I could be a missionary&#8230;If I could be a chef&#8230;If I could be an architect&#8230;If I could be a linguist&#8230;If I could be a psychologist&#8230;If I could be a librarian&#8230;If I could be an athlete&#8230;If I could be a lawyer&#8230;If I could be an innkeeper&#8230;If I could be a professor&#8230;If I could be a writer&#8230;If I could be a llama-rider&#8230;If I could be a bonnie pirate&#8230;If I could be a service member&#8230;If I could be a business owner&#8230;If I could be an actor&#8230;If I could be an agent&#8230;If I could be video game designer&#8230;If I could be a comic book artist&#8230;If I could be a hooker&#8230;If I could be a crack addict&#8230;If I could be a porn star&#8230;If I could be a mime&#8230;If I could be a domestic engineer&#8230;If I could be a chimney sweep&#8230;If I could be a masseuse&#8230;If I could be a taxi driver&#8230;If I could be a priest&#8230;If I could be a window cleaner&#8230;If I could be a gynecologist&#8230;If I could be a world leader&#8230;If I could be a healer&#8230;If I could be a proctologist&#8230;If I could be a carpenter&#8230;If I could be a amusement park ride operator&#8230;If I could be the manager of an adult bookstore&#8230;If I could be Pat Benatar&#8230;If I could be a hermit&#8230;If I could be a social parasite&#8230;If I could be an X-Man&#8230;If I could be Paris Hilton&#8230;If I could be a movie director&#8230;If I could be a super model&#8230;If I could be the new pope&#8230;If I could be a neurosurgeon &#8230;If I could be a playwright &#8230;If I could be a Belgian &#8230;If I could be a Astronaut\/Cosmonaut &#8230;If I could be a Time traveler &#8230;If I could be a Dragon &#8230;If I could be a fighter pilot&#8230;, If I could be a sailor&#8230;, If I could be a dolphin&#8230;..If I could be a bookworm . . . If I could be a mind reader . . . If I could be a genius . . . If I could be a nymphomaniac . . . If I could be a supermom . . .If I could be a gypsy&#8230; If I could be a three year old&#8230;If I could be a ghost&#8230;If I could be an Olympic Gold medalist&#8230;If I could be Mrs. Depp&#8230;.If I could be a truck driver&#8230;if I could be a toy store manager&#8230;.if I could be a glass blower, if I could be a cat whisperer, if I could be a hobo&#8230;.<br \/>\nIf I could be a safari guide&#8230;.If I could be a homesteader &#8230;..If I could be a photojournalist&#8230;&#8230;If I could be a sand castle artist&#8230;. If I could be a guy who writes funny T shirts.<br \/>\nFirst, what I&#8217;m adding:<br \/>\nIf I could be a fly on the wall&#8230; If I could be a forest ranger&#8230; If I could be a social worker&#8230; If I could be a movie director&#8230; If I could be a twin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If I could be a Time traveler &#8230; I&#8217;d travel back to talk to myself prewedding &#8211; I&#8217;d warn myself about the foolishness of credit cards and teach myself to establish a budget so I don&#8217;t have to learn the hard way.<\/p>\n<p>If I could be a photojournalist&#8230; I&#8217;d get to travel the world<\/p>\n<p>If I could be a three year old&#8230; I&#8217;d want my mommy!<\/p>\n<p>If I could be video game designer&#8230; my kids would think I was the coolest!  I&#8217;d create a game with more secrets and less violence!<\/p>\n<p>If I could be a homesteader &#8230; I&#8217;d probably fail miserably!<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m tagging <a href=\"http:\/\/www.johnsons-jungle.com\/Blog\/\">Julie at Multiple Blessings<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/lindamoodfamily.blogspot.com\/\">Theresa at Lindamood Family<\/a>, and my sister, <a href=\"http:\/\/mommahenof3.blogspot.com\/\">Beth at What&#8217;s Happening at the Roberts<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-official sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><div class=\"fb-share-button\" data-href=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=215\" data-layout=\"button_count\"><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><div class=\"pinterest_button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2F%3Fp%3D215&#038;media=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F10%2Fcropped-poppy-150x150.jpg&#038;description=If%20I%20could%20be%20-%20TAG\" data-pin-do=\"buttonPin\" data-pin-config=\"beside\"><img src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/images\/pidgets\/pinit_fg_en_rect_gray_20.png\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=215\" data-text=\"If I could be - TAG\" data-via=\"Knitnmom\" >Tweet<\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a class=\"tumblr-share-button\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/share\" data-title=\"If I could be - TAG\" data-content=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=215\" title=\"Share on Tumblr\"data-posttype=\"link\">Share on Tumblr<\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button\" href=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=215\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\" ><span>Print<\/span><\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#\" class=\"sharing-anchor sd-button share-more\"><span>More<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><div class=\"sharing-hidden\"><div class=\"inner\" style=\"display: none;width:150px;\"><ul style=\"background-image:none;\"><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20If%20I%20could%20be%20-%20TAG&body=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2F%3Fp%3D215&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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