{"id":2509,"date":"2009-07-23T12:48:44","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T19:48:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=2509"},"modified":"2009-07-23T12:48:44","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T19:48:44","slug":"im-not-a-baker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=2509","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not a baker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was young &#8211; living at home with my mom &#8211; my sister and I had a (unspoken?) agreement.\u00c2\u00a0 She would bake and I would clean! It worked great for us&#8230;.except now she is up in the Foothills and I&#8217;m down here <a href=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=1588\" target=\"_blank\">obsessively counting marshmallows<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>So, what am I doing today?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m baking a birthday cake for Sissy (with purple icing and blackberries), a sugar-free peach crisp for Hubs and my FIL (they are both diabetics) and since the kitchen is already a mess &#8211; I think I&#8217;ll start a batch of those <a href=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=2494\" target=\"_blank\">homemade pickles<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>My sister better be proud of me cause I&#8217;m waaaaay out of my comfort zone! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><input id=\"jsProxy\" onclick=\"jsCall();\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-official sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><div class=\"fb-share-button\" data-href=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=2509\" data-layout=\"button_count\"><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><div class=\"pinterest_button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2F%3Fp%3D2509&#038;media=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F10%2Fcropped-poppy-150x150.jpg&#038;description=I%27m%20not%20a%20baker\" data-pin-do=\"buttonPin\" data-pin-config=\"beside\"><img src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/images\/pidgets\/pinit_fg_en_rect_gray_20.png\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=2509\" data-text=\"I&#039;m not a baker\" data-via=\"Knitnmom\" >Tweet<\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a class=\"tumblr-share-button\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/share\" data-title=\"I'm not a baker\" data-content=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=2509\" title=\"Share on Tumblr\"data-posttype=\"link\">Share on Tumblr<\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button\" href=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=2509\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\" ><span>Print<\/span><\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#\" class=\"sharing-anchor sd-button share-more\"><span>More<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><div class=\"sharing-hidden\"><div class=\"inner\" style=\"display: none;width:150px;\"><ul style=\"background-image:none;\"><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20I%27m%20not%20a%20baker&body=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2F%3Fp%3D2509&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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