{"id":3723,"date":"2010-06-21T10:17:07","date_gmt":"2010-06-21T17:17:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=3723"},"modified":"2010-06-21T10:17:07","modified_gmt":"2010-06-21T17:17:07","slug":"autobiography-in-five-short-chapters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=3723","title":{"rendered":"Autobiography in Five Short Chapters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Hubs shared this with my Brother who posted in Facebook.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s so simple &#8211; maybe that&#8217;s what makes it so great!<\/p>\n<p><strong>AUTOBIOGRAPHY IN FIVE SHORT CHAPTERS<\/strong><br \/> by Portia Nelson<\/p>\n<p> I<\/p>\n<p> I walk down the street.<br \/> There is a deep hole in the sidewalk<br \/> I fall in.<br \/> I am lost &#8230; I am helpless.<br \/> It isn&#8217;t my fault.<br \/> It takes me forever to find a way out.<\/p>\n<p> II<\/p>\n<p> I walk down the same street.<br \/> There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.<br \/> I pretend I don&#8217;t see it.<br \/> I fall in again.<br \/> I can&#8217;t believe I am in the same place<br \/> but, it isn&#8217;t my fault.<br \/> It still takes a long time to get out.<\/p>\n<p> III<\/p>\n<p> I walk down the same street.<br \/> There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.<br \/> I see it is there.<br \/> I still fall in &#8230; it&#8217;s a habit.<br \/> my eyes are open<br \/> I know where I am.<br \/> It is my fault.<br \/> I get out immediately.<\/p>\n<p> IV<\/p>\n<p> I walk down the same street.<br \/> There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.<br \/> I walk around it.<\/p>\n<p> V<\/p>\n<p> I walk down another street.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-official sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-facebook\"><div class=\"fb-share-button\" data-href=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=3723\" data-layout=\"button_count\"><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><div class=\"pinterest_button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2F%3Fp%3D3723&#038;media=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F10%2Fcropped-poppy-150x150.jpg&#038;description=Autobiography%20in%20Five%20Short%20Chapters\" data-pin-do=\"buttonPin\" data-pin-config=\"beside\"><img src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/images\/pidgets\/pinit_fg_en_rect_gray_20.png\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=3723\" data-text=\"Autobiography in Five Short Chapters\" data-via=\"Knitnmom\" >Tweet<\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-tumblr\"><a class=\"tumblr-share-button\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/share\" data-title=\"Autobiography in Five Short Chapters\" data-content=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=3723\" title=\"Share on Tumblr\"data-posttype=\"link\">Share on Tumblr<\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-print\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-print sd-button\" href=\"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=3723\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to print\" ><span>Print<\/span><\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#\" class=\"sharing-anchor sd-button share-more\"><span>More<\/span><\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><div class=\"sharing-hidden\"><div class=\"inner\" style=\"display: none;width:150px;\"><ul style=\"background-image:none;\"><li class=\"share-email\"><a rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" data-shared=\"\" class=\"share-email sd-button\" href=\"mailto:?subject=%5BShared%20Post%5D%20Autobiography%20in%20Five%20Short%20Chapters&body=http%3A%2F%2Fosbornz.net%2Famy%2F%3Fp%3D3723&share=email\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Click to email a link to a friend\" data-email-share-error-title=\"Do you have email set up?\" data-email-share-error-text=\"If you&#039;re having problems sharing via email, you might not have email set up for your browser. 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