{"id":4063,"date":"2010-09-24T08:37:25","date_gmt":"2010-09-24T15:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=4063"},"modified":"2010-09-24T08:37:25","modified_gmt":"2010-09-24T15:37:25","slug":"why-my-hubs-might-not-loan-me-his-car-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=4063","title":{"rendered":"Why my Hubs might not loan me his car again&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Was it because I got in an accident in his car?<\/strong> Nope, never been in an accident!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Was it because I moved his mirrors? <\/strong> Nope, after 23 years he&#8217;s probably used to that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Was it because I moved his seat? <\/strong> Nope, 23 years &#8211; he&#8217;s finally realized I&#8217;m shorter than him!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Was it because I changed his radio station<\/strong>?\u00c2\u00a0 Nope, he&#8217;ll probably think the kids did that one! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><strong>Was it because I ate his mints?<\/strong> Nope&#8230;.kids sure are handy some days! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>The real reason he might not loan me his car is because I removed his Star Trek Enterprise ornament hanging from his rear view mirror and forgot to rehang it! 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