{"id":4226,"date":"2010-11-09T07:51:41","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T14:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=4226"},"modified":"2010-11-09T07:51:41","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T14:51:41","slug":"conversation-with-a-3-yr-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=4226","title":{"rendered":"Conversation with a 3 yr old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard in my house:<\/p>\n<p><strong>3 yr old<\/strong>: Daddy, it your birthday?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Daddy<\/strong>: Not anymore.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3 yr old<\/strong>: Why? (worried voice)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Daddy <\/strong>(in his teaching voice): Because I was born on November 7th. So on November 7th, I get a birthday. But it&#8217;s only one day. On November 8th it&#8217;s over.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3 yr old:<\/strong> uh, huh. And, give me a banana.<\/p>\n<p>(Parents: laughter)<\/p>\n<p>(and we have no idea if anything got through to her! 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