{"id":4937,"date":"2011-03-10T07:57:34","date_gmt":"2011-03-10T14:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=4937"},"modified":"2011-03-10T07:57:34","modified_gmt":"2011-03-10T14:57:34","slug":"daddy-wisdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=4937","title":{"rendered":"Daddy Wisdom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Her (3), in a whiney cry:  &#8220;Him say I a dork!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Daddy: &#8220;Well, are you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her: &#8220;Yes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Daddy: &#8220;No, you are my little girl! So, are you a dork?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her: &#8220;No!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Daddy: &#8220;Well then!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her: &#8220;oh!  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