{"id":6307,"date":"2012-10-05T18:29:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-06T01:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=6307"},"modified":"2012-10-05T18:29:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T01:29:00","slug":"overheard-in-my-house-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/osbornz.net\/amy\/?p=6307","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in my house tonight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J3(11 yrs old): Mom, I got invited to a party, can I go? It&#8217;s a girl&#8217;s birthday.<\/p>\n<p>Mom(in her I&#8217;mnotreadyforthis voice): a girl? Is this a boy-girl party?<\/p>\n<p>J3: yes.<\/p>\n<p>Dad: you can go if you answer this question correctly: Do girls have cooties?<\/p>\n<p>J3: yes!<\/p>\n<p>Dad: you can go!<\/p>\n<p>I can never think that quickly. 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