J3(11 yrs old): Mom, I got invited to a party, can I go? It’s a girl’s birthday.

Mom(in her I’mnotreadyforthis voice): a girl? Is this a boy-girl party?

J3: yes.

Dad: you can go if you answer this question correctly: Do girls have cooties?

J3: yes!

Dad: you can go!

I can never think that quickly. Lol

One Thought on “Overheard in my house tonight

  1. The natural cootie barrier usually lasts until about 6th grade or so but you never can tell.

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